''.....So
our "National Whore" Beverly OSU(outcast in Igboland) finally gets down
with her 90days confused 'dada' boyfy Angelo in a rather pathetic and
undignified manner. But then what's the difference between Miss OSU and
our pathetic politicians who f**'s us everyday without reprieve.
Now the difference is that unlike former Nigerian contestant,
Ofunneka Monokwu who got drunk and was 'Fingerrapéd' by a "married"
'dada' 5years younger than her, OSU(which best describes her anyway)
warned us all with weeks of flirting and several foreplay...you wouldn't
forget in a hurry the popular 'fingering' or "Nigeria's sub-rapé" as
posited by movie maker Charles Novia which the people we elect don't
ever do before betraying us.
For your information, Beverly kept warning and preparing us for what
to expect from her, making it obvious that her highly active libido
which has in the past been satisfied by people like rapper 2shotz and
several unconfirmed video directors(remember she is a so-called 'video
vixen') could not endure the torture of 90days without getting some.
Although overnight, several blogs have made a lot of noise about the
"uninteresting" bathtub act between both house mates making Beverly more
mentioned online than GEJ and Dame altogether in the past 20hours, its
quite disgusting the show of shock in some quarters over the act...as if
we never saw it coming.
Apparently its high time I give my opinion on this evil BBA which has
continued to glorify bad manners, dirty acts and of course help create
more jobless youths turned un-useful overnight celebs in the several
participating countries. Africa seems to be at war...a war with poverty,
bad governance, insecurity, economic crumbling, terrorism etc and all
we can think of as a unifying factor is -in Novia's voice "Ghana giving
Tanzania STDs" or "South Africa sub-raping Nigeria" or perhaps the
glorification of privates parts turned continental public areas for
global consumption in the rather disgusting shower hour.
Like most young people, I am affected by what I read and watch on the
internet and so it is left to imagination how many youths on the
African continent who have been possessed by this show of shame and
degradation of the African culture.
Nigeria is at war in the North, Zimbabwe is in another political
crisis-an aftermath of yet another Mugabe self transition, Mali at war
with itself, Egypt in comatose and several other crisis on the continent
and in one day, two unguarded young adults disgracing themselves and
embarrassing their families overshadow all these turmoil. I can imagine
Beverly's mother watching the 'bathtub show' and saying proudly to her
friends in Nollywood's Mama G's voice..."that's my girl". Oh what an
irony.
Over the years, Big Brother Africa organized by some disgusting firm
in South Africa has continued to dement the thinking of young adults who
now believe what they see is normal especially in the "globalization"
context as against values they were taught by their parents and ofcourse
our deceitful society. In the 2007 edition, Richard Bezuidenhout rapped
the drunk Nigerian mate, Ofunneka and simply said there was nothing
wrong with it. Like he said "Well, this is Africa", the rest is history
as the 'Manual rapist' as Richard was referred to went on to win the
$100,000 prize of the game. Again what an irony.
Like the good Professor, Professor Wole Soyinka who thoroughly detest
the continental show of shame, it is pertinent to at juncture posits
that the silence kept by people who perhaps can make a positive change
is most rather unwelcome. Its high time we all condemn in its entirety
the activities of these agents of a demoralized Africa where our
hard-core moral values which is synonymous to us as a peculiar people on
the surface of the earth is being bastardized with the mask of
entertainment. Nigeria is a Country where pórnography is condemned daily
and several moves has been made to control internet pórn yet BBA
invades our airwaves with a milder kind of soft pórn while we sit back
perhaps hapless as teenagers and even their younger ones are introduced
to a world of immorality right in their father's parlor...atleast in the
past kids who wanted to indulge in this had to do it with some
discretion(hidden dvds, pórn obtained through bluetooth from friends'
phones etc). BBA Chase is a nuisance, why encourage youths to chase
indignity above dignity,indecency above decency, why spend so much
resources to promote moral decadence. Somebody needs tell, Multi Choice
that Africa needs better moral teaching packages not a show where girls
with kids out of wedlock and boys who should be fathoming a way forward
for our economic lock jam only come to showcase their séxual prowess ...
PERHAPS its high time our National Assembly who have in recent times
shown interest in similar matters(#same séx marriage,#ChildBride et al)
promulgate a law prohibiting any Nigerian citizen from participating in
this show of shame while also prohibiting it from being aired on any
Nigerian package on DSTV (We even heard when they tried deliberating on
the possibility some years ago,it was frustrated by some UN-honorables
who were quite excited about the shower hour).
PERHAPS this might just be a way to begin checking the excesses of
Multi Choice's control of our airwaves. Atleast we wouldn't forget in a
hurry the embarrassment given the country during the last Nations Cup
over televising on local stations. Still on the Nations Cup,I believe
this is enough for the unification of the continent unlike what the
thieving organizers of the amoral BBA which promotes promiscuity among
opposite séx.
PERHAPS in the subsequent shows we should be watching out for
homoséxual intercourse shown live across the continent,I can just
imagine life trans-country 'bonning' ofcourse to our valueless chagrin.
PERHAPS our politicians would awake from their slumber then and start crying foul.
Or PERHAPS,a rift which might someday go bad with the use of sharp
objects resulting to PERHAPS bodily harm or even 'God forbid on their
behalf' PERHAPS murder.
Come to think of it, what justification do we even have as Nigerians
after all an OSU sorry OAU(Obafemi Awolowo University) student has
recently entered the Guinness book of World record for Longest séx
covering 15hours,7Mins and 23seconds, I wonder what this would do to us
as a nation.
Perhaps, I should never have even written this or PERHAPS it is my
obligation to in order to prevent our future generation from living in a
society where immorality 'is nothing'(in Olamide's voice)
...PERHAPS
Dats wassap!''
BY KAYODE BADMUS
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